I think that is the first time I’ve ever typed out OMEGALUL.

A few games have recently signed deals with the Epic Game Store granting exclusivity for a year.  For me there are now 2 games that I’m going to wait a year before playing, though I’m definitely tempted to try and figure out how to pirate them (it has been a looooong time for me).  Satisfactory and now Outer Worlds.  Division 2 I bought on Uplay just because you have to fuckin use it anyway, plus there was a preorder bonus that allowed me to grab Ghost Recon Wildlands for free at the same time.

This kind of behavior is so fuckin dumb that it actually gives me enough anger to overcome being a weak willed dumbass who usually opens his wallet whenever he can to get what he wants.  So I guess I can thank them for that.  Since I’ve quit cigarettes I’ve found it is nice to succeed at long term goals that only involve willpower.  So now my new one is to not give them dirty sumabitches any of my goddamn money (at least directly, no idea if buying some Steam games gives them anything).

I also saw an indie game dev conflate Valve saying the Metro bait and switch as unfair to consumers as being Valve saying it was unfair to themselves and that was just about the dumbest shit I’ve read in a while.  He seemed butthurt that they changed their algorithm for displaying games to users, saying that they put a bunch of indie devs out of business.  I feel like if you need Steam to show your game to people that aren’t directly searching for the keywords/tags your game contains then maybe your game isn’t good enough to be successful?  I really hope Valve implements some sort of policy that games can’t have pages on Steam to promote their games if they’re going to sign exclusivity deals with other platforms.  I wish I could refund Nuclear Throne a little bit.

As for my previous watchlist post, PoE Synthesis was pretty underwhelming though I still have a desire to play it.  It has had some problems mechanic wise but my problem I think is the build I chose and the builds I had to choose from.  It all felt really limited, probably because of the patch notes affecting what sort of builds people threw together.  Also the guy who made the build I chose stopped leveling after he hit 70 and didn’t update his build post for two weeks so, kind of a big bummer.

Division 2 is more of the same from Division 1, which isn’t bad, but I just don’t really give a shit about doing that right now.  Doesn’t help that the person I usually play with just flies through everything and I’m always playing catch up.  I’ll probably give it another go sometime but I’m just not feelin it right now.  I’m actually not feeling anything right now as I haven’t played a game since Saturday afternoon.  I’ve spent most of my time catching up on Critical Role and watching GTA V RPers (mostly dasmehdi).

Anyways, I hope Outward doesn’t turn out to be as much of a bummer as the other games on my watchlist.  Epic Game Store fuckin sucks big ol dicks and likes it, etc etc.  GGWP

Watch List

Path of Exile: Synthesis – 3/8/19
I’m going to lose another month and a half of my life to this probably.

The Division 2 – 3/15/19
This one will only consume a couple weeks probably, if it takes as long as the original.

Outward – 3/26/19
No idea, might be a big pile of shit, but the premise and co-op really makes me hope it is great.

Path of Exile fanboy checking in

Hi, my name is Bonedead?  I think I am still sane but I have my doubts, exile.  Where have I been and what have I been doing?  Well it all started a year ago when Path of Exile’s new season Betrayal launched.  Wait, you’re telling me that was a month ago?  No no, that can’t be right, I’ve been playing it for like a year I’m certain.  I’ve been in the mines for a month maybe, sure, but that’s only because I can’t find enough sulphite.

On a more serious note, holy fucking shit PoE is so fucking good right now.  Of course you will not have fun if you just download it and try to play it blindly without looking up anything.  You’ll get your first level and open your skill tree and feel overwhelmed and quit.  Or you won’t feel overwhelmed and quit and you’ll pick something that seems like a good choice and maybe you can keep doing that for 30-40 levels and get through half of the story and maybe even figure out how the currency system works, but you will eventually probably hit a wall where you can’t really progress anymore.  Just remember, it is because you are bad, which isn’t a negative thing.  Most people are bad at new things even if they’ve done a lot of similar stuff before.  You have to embrace that you are bad and seek out assistance in the form of words other people have compiled in an attempt to help explain this extremely crazy fuckin game to people just like you.

I’ve played a couple leagues before, my first where I really got into it was Incursion league which was in like May-June 2018, that was when my brain broke cus I hadn’t gotten new glasses in 15 years or something and I was dizzy for a month+, and I’m pretty sure it was triggered by PoE.  I only got to around 65 that league and didn’t return after my brain started working again, slightly due to fear of my brain breaking again.  Then Delve league came out in September and I dove back in, this time I got to like 83 and had a few alts get to 40-60s, just trying out some new things.  Before these leagues though I had tried to play PoE probably 10 times over 5 years or something, probably longer.  I died so many times to lag and desync that I was actually anti PoE for a while.  Back then I think the problems were due to code more than server connections, but it totally could’ve been a bit of both.  Not to say there isn’t any lag this league, there has been a little here and there, but it is also the most played the game has been, ever, so I’m more willing to cut them a little slack, especially since I’ve personally only felt it a couple of times and it didn’t result in anything bad for me.

According to Steam I’ve got 143 hours in the past 2 weeks in PoE, which is about 42% of the amount of hours there are in 2 weeks.  Of course we all know 42 is the meaning of life so I’m pretty sure I’m doing it right.  My total hours are 434 which I’m pretty sure is more than double what I had prior to this league but I don’t think there is any way to tell what they were.  Now I will say that some of those hours are definitely AFK, eating meals in the living room with my roommate while we watch a PoE stream on the ps4, “taking a break” before we dive right back into it.  But for me, playing a game this long and still not getting tired of it?  I have been wanting this for so fucking long and it feels like it would be wrong to stop, like I’d be spoiling my chance at happiness or something lol.  I’d heard people describe PoE as the spiritual successor to Diablo 2 a few times but I didn’t fully see it until this league, where I actually started to get cravings to play Diablo 2 (though it would have to be modded to high heaven for me to actually do that).

Anyways, if you want to play PoE I would recommend finding a beginner friendly guide (make sure it is 3.5 compatible) and sticking to it.  In fact, I’ve gone one step further and found one for you.  Enki’s Arc Witch guide has so much more helpful information than most guides you will find.  The guide covers a lot of aspects of the game for newer players that most guides assume you already know.  Also here is a reddit post with a lot of useful links, some of which you will probably end up using if you stick with it.  Personally I use Path of Building, PoE Trade Macro, and YoloMouse.  I’ve also used a lot of the websites listed in that section and usually have about 10+ tabs open for multiple different PoE related websites when I’m playing.  I have only enjoyed the game while using a build guide, of course some guides are just a path of building pastebin link showing you which passives to take and perhaps what kind of gear you will need.  But you will probably have to play the game a long time before you can make your own build (and someone will already have done it before).  I would greatly recommend giving it a shot, especially if you were like me and tried it a handful of times years ago and wrote it off as something you will never try again.

This game is amazing

Steam page link

This is like the only game that makes me have fun interacting with people.  Build for your children!  For your future!  Name your babies and teach them how to live.  We can do it!  Don’t forget to name yourself.


I had a playthrough yesterday where I died kind of young as an Eve, but my children surprised me and kept the family going for 13 generations.  Here is a link to the family tree.


More detailed post sometime probably.

Game Awards and other laughable things


First of all what kind of dumb website setup is that?  Click to vote for a thing then get sent to some fuckin page designed for phones to confirm your vote, then afterwards it just leaves you there at the mobile page to try and figure out how to vote for the next category.  I mean, I get it, we all have phones, right?

I remember thinking how much of a joke these things were when they first started happening.  I feel like there were plenty of gamers who felt the same way though maybe that is just in my head.  I guess if you keep doing it every year it eventually appears to have some sort of credibility to people.  Though you would think after seeing their choices for some of the categories it would tarnish that credibility for some, but maybe not.

I’m slightly disappointed that Kingdom Come: Deliverance isn’t in there at all.  I know it was buggy and janky at launch and still has some minor problems for some people but for me it is still like the best first person RPG I’ve ever played.  It is just too fucking good.  The melee system was new and enjoyable to learn especially when you finally start landing combos.  How learning to read unscrambles words plus the alchemy system.  I would say it is the most immersive game I’ve played.

Also, no Rimworld.  I get that the gameplay isn’t really for everyone (I guess) but holy shit the music is the best music from a game since like… I don’t know, Fury?  But since it was probably in EA with that music before Fury came out maybe that changes that.

I’m kind of done with Blizzard, or should I say, Activision.  Now I say that while also occasionally playing Overwatch and having installed my free Destiny 2 that I’ve played for 30 minutes and may never return to?  But holy shit, how are you this fuckin detatched/retarded.  The funny thing to me is that like a week before Blizzcon they announced that D3 is coming to the Switch.  If they had just switched the Switch announcement and the mobile game announcement there wouldn’t have been nearly as much backlash.  You don’t want to stand in front of a room of people who have $2,000 computers with giant monitors, partly because of your games, and tell them that instead of announcing something they can play on their PC you have a shitty tiny version for fuckin babies they can play on their phone.  Apparently a lot of WoW people are pissed about the direction of that as well.  WTF Blizzard?

Also when playing Black Cow a little they have like levels and shit for some reason.  I think it is the only game I have ever played where I reached level 2 and didn’t unlock something.  But I guess to people who play Call of Doody this is normal and not fuckin dumb.

In the D&D campaign we fought Strahd in his castle once.  One teammate fell before Strahd made his retreat but we brought him back up before it was permanent.  Our druid may have inflicted some long ass negative effect on him but we won’t know until we run into him again, maybe?  I’m pretty sure we can take him out kind of “easily”, though by easily I may mean eventually.  I mean for me it is probably considered easily but I am the tank/main damage dealer thanks to my Sunsword of anti undead things.  We ended the last session by fighting the Dusk Elf assistant that Strahd has, he was kind of terrifying as he got 3 attacks on me which is like a level 11 thing I think, we’re only 9 but there are a lot more of us.  In the room next to him we found a brazier with some colored orbs around it and an hourglass, we have to figure out how it works so we can use it to find Strahd.  It is possible we finish this campaign on Friday.  We’ve been playing it for just about a year now which is pretty cool.

Anyway, that’s it for me.

Work Punch in the Dick

I done got punched in the dick by work recently.  Final push for tax returns that were extended.  It’s kind of hard to believe it has been about a month since my last post.

I haven’t played PoE in a bit, PUBG either.  After a recent PUBG patch the game started feeling kind of fucking wonky again, which is really kind of frustrating.  It just keeps going from being better to being worse like every fuckin patch and while usually I’m willing to defend the game from the haters on reddit, it keeps getting fuckin harder.

For the first time since launch I started to actually get angry at the game.  I’m not sure if I was just unlucky or if the game is functioning differently for me than the people finding me.  For so long I’ve played this game and rarely get snuck up on or shot in the back and then one day it happens so many fuckin times.  I watch the kill cam and they just fuckin run up stompin like nobody uses headphones and walk through part of a building or something and there I am as visible as can be.  I don’t hear my footsteps on the killcam, I don’t hear their footsteps when I’m playing, I’ve got headphones and everything is turned up all the way so that I literally die on the airplane when everyone starts yelling bullshit, so I don’t know wtf is going on.  I did manage to pull things together a few times and after like 30 or so games I was ranked in Diamond at about 1700 rating, but I don’t know if I’m going for a high placing this season or not.

Especially since Black Cow is out now.  I don’t own it yet but my roommate is gettin a fuckin beast ass computer soon and may play it.  I assume he will and if he does then I will just because playing with friends is better than not.  I’m pretty sure he wont play it very long though but whatever a week of fun is alright.  I really prefer what PUBG is supposed to be to Black Cow but they have such a fuckin hard time keeping it in good working condition that I don’t mind straying from Jesus’ light a bit.

In D&D we finally made it to Castle Ravenloft.  I’m wielding the mothafuckin Sun Sword beeeitch and our first session in the castle we actually kind of walked right towards one of the main goals.  We found a secret passage behind an organ and followed it to some stairs which we went straight to the top of instead of exploring the other floors.  From there we were on the walls around the castle, did a perimeter check and found a spire with a crystal at the top.  We had read in Strahd’s journal that his heart is now a crystal or some shit and when we started walking up towards it the whole spire started shaking.  So we shot at it a little and got attacked by flying halberds that we beat up pretty easily.  Then we noticed some vampire/vampire spawn climbing down the walls at us.  We ended the session there since it was getting late.  I’m pretty sure we are all gonna make it out of this eventually because we did almost everything you can before fighting Strahd.  I mean it took us almost a year to get this far in the campaign.  But we are all really looking forward to getting out into Faerun and developing our characters a bit more.

Small side note.  Holy fucking shit Cloud 9 at Worlds yesterday!  God damn, I’ve been watching professional League of Legends since the summer when Cloud 9 got into the LCS which is like 4-5 years now or some bullshit.  My interest has been waning the past couple years, but yesterday’s game with Vitality and C9 fuckin shit up just really made me care again.  Incredible showing and I’m so bummed that Vitality didn’t also make it out with C9, really looking forward to what they do next year.

Anyways, that is it.  Brain fart dump complete.

Let the Good Times Roll

I’ve just been playing a lot of PoE still.  I’ve been mixing in some PUBG in an attempt to prevent burnout (because I can’t control myself and overdo everything I like).  In PoE I’ve got a 82 Sunderboi, a 50something Frost Blades or something guy who hasn’t quite come into his own yet (not sure if I want him to either), and I recently started a Lightning Arrow/Barrage boi.  The links are to the guides on the forums if you’re curious.  I’ve thought about quitting a few times but I just always find something to re-engross myself.

First I played my Sunderboi which is like noob 101 how to play PoE build, but also if you stick with it and invest the time/ingame currency into the build you can do just about everything there is.  I played him to about 70 something before I was feeling kind of done.  Everything about the game is kind of daunting, the whole goddamn thing is a fuckin learning curve, and one of the things that is kind of rough for a new player is not knowing wtf things are worth.  Like Diablo 2, trading is important in becoming the big boy you want to be, which means you need to sell stuff and know what is worth selling.  This is one of the hardest parts because since you’ve only played a Sunderboi, you only know what kind of shit you need.  So if you find something with like %increased poison damage and +1 to lightning skill gems you don’t know if that is worth anything or not.

I was watching itmeJP’s stream and he mentioned that you never really know for sure unless you play a bunch of stuff.  Then it dawned on me that it is just like every other damn game, the more you do, the more you know, the better you get.  That sparked a little fire inside of me to pick a new crazy build and just go for it.  I landed on the Frost Blades Shadow build and started plowing through.  I will say now that I wish I had picked a more newb friendly guide because the guy who made it kind of assumes you know wtf you’re doing a bit more than I do.  So I only got that one in the 50s, didn’t get any of the key unique items to really start being a real boy yet but I have since found a couple that could help him get to that point.  So I may be returning to him eventually.

When I got a little tired of that playstyle and feeling kind of aimless due to the guide not holding my hand as much as my retarded self needed I thought, this is it, I’m winding down my PoE run for this season.  Then I decided to play my Sunderboi a little bit again, do some Dailies from my Masters or whatever and play around with my hideout.  I started going a bit deeper with the Maps system, ran into some guy called the Shaper in some of them and started fighting some new monsters and encountering new effects.  Things were getting spicy again and what do ya know, I didn’t want to stop playing anymore.  I managed to beat up a Shaper stronghold and it dropped my first items with Shaper mods, which have a cool spacey background on them.  It was a new and beautiful world for me to continue exploring, until, I killed something that dropped a good unique.  I got me a fuckin Tabula Rasa (which I didn’t even get to play before they shut it down) and my buddy was like, alright now Vaal it!

When you Vaal something it “corrupts” the item, changing the implicit mod (base mod for the item type), and making the item unable to be changed further.  It is sort of like a tool of the “demons” or whatever and one of the potential side effects is it can destroy the item.  Now what makes a Tabula good is that it is a 6 socket, 6 link chest piece.  It doesn’t do anything except have 6 sockets that are linked and since you put gems in sockets and some gems are support gems that enhance main ability gems, having 6 links is amazing for pretty much any character because you can use it from level 1 and can have your main ability really strong way sooner than you would normally.  So, I got out a Vaal orb and plopped it on my Tabula and I got +1 level to socketed gems.  That is kind of a big deal for a tiny baby boy like myself, iirc others were listed between 55-80 chaos orbs (the main currency) which for me is a fuck ton.

Anyways, after I had this amazing piece of gear that could’ve potentially helped out my 82 Sunderboi much less any other character I play, I figured it was time for a new build.  I had a few low level uniques already and one of them was a bow with no level requirement, so I went searching for a bow build that seemed fun.  Once again I was refilled with motivation to continue playing this crazy game.  I really liked the Lightning Arrow build I found because it also has options for different main abilities, instead of Lightning Arrow you can use Ice Shot (I think it is called that) or Tornado Shot, which I definitely plan on giving a shot just to see what feels better.  So far he is still kind of tiny but playing him really gives me good feelings.  It reminds me a lot of my old Diablo 2 days of being an Amazon and just firing shit tons of arrows off the screen and walking over a bit and looting shit from all these guys I just killed offscreen.

As for PUBG it is still my main FPS and after playing some of the Call of Doody BR beta this weekend it is still my main BR game.  I may play CoD BR just because my roommate might play it and playing games with people is more enjoyable, but I’ll always prefer the more realistic aspects/intentions of PUBG.  Though I will say that I do sometimes have some problems with how PUBG still kind of sucks occasionally.  Though I can say the issues are usually only a bit of lag, nothing is more anger inducing than dying to a “little bit of lag”.  After trying to get back into PUBG after a big stint of only playing PoE I had a rough time shooting people again.  But yesterday I put a proper “PUBG day” in and managed to remember how to shoot people.  One game I had 3 VSS kills which was kind of crazy especially since a VSS is kind of a meme to me a little bit.

Anyways, that is it.  I’m only playing 2 games really and I still have others to get to when I tire of these, which may never happen.  It is a good time to be a gamer, or maybe just to be me, I’m not sure.  I can barely remember what it feels like to be bored due to not having a game to play.  Feels good man.

I’ve got a vague idea of a PUBG related post about how after watching some streamers play I began to notice that it seems like people develop their own preferred way of playing and how that mostly aligns with their prior experiences.  Like you don’t check that room because there isn’t ever anything in it versus always checking that room because one time you found a first aid kit.  So maybe I’ll keep trying to think of how to put that together.  Anyways part deux ttyl love you long time bb.

A Real Post

I’ve been living in Path of Exile since the Delve league started a little bit ago (honestly don’t even know when cus time travel).  If you liked Diablo 2 but were kind of disappointed in Diablo 3 then you’ve probably heard people say PoE is for you, I am here to confirm that.  Now the first 5 or so times I tried to get into this game I wasn’t able to, usually for lag reasons, but other times because all of the systems are just too confusing.  But last league I managed to dig in and figure more out and the game finally opened up for me.  It also triggered my fuckin brain to break making me dizzy for a month and needing new glasses, but I’m sure that would’ve happened anyway.

I’ve been playing so much that I’ve started trying to throw in some PUBG so that I’m “mixing it up” a little.  I’m ranked in the top 1000 again for that which makes me feel kinda bad again.  I hot dropped maybe 13 times this season and finished horribly low but still I’m somehow ranked high.  I hadn’t played in like 10 days and I was still in the top 2000.  Yesterday I played 5 games, 4 were top 10, and now I’m back in the top 1000.  Iunno, it isn’t as fulfilling as it was, but it is still a fun game so if I just ignore my leaderboard feelings then everything is okay again.

I should be getting ready for work but instead I decided to type this up which is why it’s called a real post cus it is short and actually not a real post but it is something to make it seem like I posted something again so, THERE IT IS.  Whoopy doo.