Some action already!


I decided to quit while I was ahead (in death toll) instead of losing it all like the last time I got some. I think as soon as I level up to death toll level 1 I will be able to talk to the vendors finally. Maybe get some sweet new big badass gun too that kills level 24 dicks who kills level 8s.

Anyways, back to the wastelands!

I love Warhammer

I really do and I’ll tell you why my friend.

It is CS, in RPG land, a perfect match made in my fucking image of heaven. I love every goddamn second of it because I am so goddamn good.

Waaahhh, Bright Wizards are soooo OP omg, I’m gonna cry!!!!

Stupid fucking baby destruction, reroll Order you fag. Bright Wizards are the squishiest motherfuckers in all the land, and I rape them for fun.

Seriously, this is what I do when approaching the mass of Order.

I stealth before I’m in range and since I am usually the first person they see, half of them lose their targets right before the 2 armies collide, so that is plus fucking 1 for me.

Then I pick my first target, a caster in the back or off to the side. I have 2 use from stealth skills, one does damage to the target whenever they use a melee ability, the other does damage to the target whenever they MOVE. Haha, I bet you can guess which one I prefer.

So I pick out usually a squishy ass bish who looks like he would try to run away in fear for his life, because doing damage every time they move really fucking adds up. Shit, pretty much all of the order on my server probably don’t even know I can do that. Sometimes I’ll put it on a guy and then switch targets and after I kill that guy I’ll see the first guy running away taking damage out the ass lol, they have no idea.

Sometimes I will put it on the first tank, because he is bound to do a lot of running around. Pretty much if you’re not an Ironbreaker or a Swordmaster and I jump you from stealth, you’re fucking done, just give up dude, I will die for the 1 kill and 1 deathblow you will give me. I will take scolding from my teammates to stick with the group just to make you lose, and I will never regret it. You should pretty much be shitting yourself right now.

Do not run away from me. I’m just telling you, that is a good way to die. In case you didn’t know, a Witch Elf’s throw slows you if it hits you in the back. Also, a Witch Elf’s throw can proc my bonus damage as well, it also uses less action than a regular melee attack. My proc chance is 50% buddy, my proc damage is around 120-140, after mitigation. You know you don’t have a lot of HP man, why would you run away?

I know I am not untouchable. I know that sometimes when I chase someone into the crowd that is their team that I am probably going to die, which means I also know that I HAVE to kill you or else I have failed. You should be scared. Not to mention the whole morale boost thing.

What is that, you say? Morale boost thing? Yes, this is not a game mechanic I speak off, but rather a human mechanic. Interesting Mr. Bonedead, but how does it work? Well my friend, I will tell you!

When I jump the Runepriest alone, in the middle of your whole team, my team sees this. They are rooting for me to fucking kill your only hope of survival, your healer. If I can do this, by sacrificing myself, my team will want to fucking destroy every one of you order fucks. Not to mention all of you guys switching targets to me, see because now instead of focusing on our healers you are focusing on yours. You’re not taking out my teams squishies, you’re taking out my teams assassin, you’re taking out my teams leader, which is exactly what I want. Infuriate my team, please, I beg of you.

Many people forget about IRL morale, it is a very powerful weapon, and it is easily controlled through psychology/sociology, especially in an US vs. THEM mentality.

Of course it doesn’t always work, especially when I fail. But you know, how big of a problem is that really? I mean we sometimes have scenarios with 1 or 0 healers on our side, that seems like a much bigger problem to me than one Witch Elf suiciding on their healer. At least I’m trying to help, you know.

HERE IS THE PROBLEM WITH DESTRUCTION:
Pussy losers on our team. Yep, all of you motherfuckers who startin whining in /sc within 5 minutes of the start of the scenario. You motherfuckers are the reason we lose. I can explain this as being the opposite of myself. I attempt to inspire my team and raise morale whereas you feel like a failure, like our doom is inevitable, and you spread your fucking pussy breath around all over everyone and it makes them more like you. They stop caring, they just want it to be over so they can have their shit ass xp/renown and queue right back up with the hopes of more players like me being on their team.

The winners are the rushers, who do not show fear, who assert their superiority on their enemies with their “body language”. If me and my 2-3 other rushing teammates wipe the floor with Orders 2-3 rushing characters, the rest of the order team is watching this from a distance, and it fucking scares them. They think, oh fuck we just lost 3 fucking guys, now it is 9 versus 12, we’re fucking screwed OMG RUN AWAY!!!!

Whereas my teammates see it and think, holy shit we’ve already got the advantage on these motherfuckers! Heal those guys in front! We’ve got them on the fucking run, boys! CHAAAAARRRRRRGGGGEEE!!!!!!

That is how you fucking win, my friends. You don’t complain, you don’t cry, you don’t accept defeat. You fight til the last second, you bathe in the blood of your victims, and you push forward to victory.

Pansies can keep their fuckin mouths shut, because I am not here to lose, if you are then I suggest switching to Order.

DESTRUCTION FO LYFE!

Moar Witch Elf Scenario Screenies

Hooray!

I did a lot of leveling this weekend, bringing my Witch Elf from R13-14 to R19. Almost got my mount. For some reason I thought leveling slowed down at 12, but it really isn’t that hard at all. I hope it is just me being in love with Mythic masking the grind to my eyes, because it sure would suck if it slowed down significantly in T3 lol.

I kinda wanna talk about how fucking cool the Stonetroll Crossing T2 scenario is. I mean what a simple yet awesome idea. Grab the ball (like Mourkain) but then you have to also cap the ball at these 3 locations. I thought it was pretty unique to say the least (which I am doing).

Hey Mythic, thanks for making your jumping so enjoyable/fun, maybe next time anticipate people like me trying to jump on hand rails, the edge of cliffs, the tops of walls, etc. I am really getting tired of being stuck in a fucking thing that I should be able to walk on. Thanks!

Screens:

More on this later.

Check back later today

Yesterday I friggin owned it up in Savage 2, I distinctly remember killing 5 guys single handedly who were attacking one of our sub lairs. So, I downloaded the replay, turned on fraps, and watched it. I slowed it down during the melee fighting so you can see a bit more what it’s like. I actually learned that the Shapeshifter has extendable claws, like Wolverine, ooo how neat…

Anyways, the video is going to be 4:20 long. It will not be sped up like my previous videos, except when I’m not fighting, all speed changes were made using the Savage 2 Replay Controls.

I converted the video to wmv last night, and today when I get home from work I will be shrinking the file size and uploading to YouTube. Then I’ll be posting it back here. This will happen today.

Oh damn, I almost forgot about this

So, I’ve been playin a decent amount of Savage 2, still, and it’s goin good.

I had a rough start with my old account and trying to gain some SF and rank, and I still am a bit I suppose. The way they have the servers set up separates the players by their skill levels. Plus people like to stack teams, now, I’m not complaining about stacked teams that much. I can understand a clan or group of friends wanting to play together. But there are still soloers who join the team with the highest average SF, which to the naked eye means highest chance of winning.

One of the things a few people are finding out is that you need to be in a clan so that you’ll have people to, well, stack with. That’s where I’m at right now. I got my initial rank of 2000+ down to 1500 in a few games one day. Then a days worth of stats didn’t get reported, I believe these stats are not lost and should be added to the website soon, hopefully they will help.

I die a lot. I saw someone on the forums say that K:D ratio just shows how much of a pussy you are. So that makes me feel good.

I’ve met a good commander and he’s begun to amass a small amount of followers, me being one of them. So we’re makin a clan, and I believe it’s called Cake or Death, because we couldn’t agree on anything, an executive decision was made.

I suggested we use Indecisive, but we couldn’t agree on it. Ohhhh how punny.

We’ve got some good dudes. Our highest ranked is in the 200s, but, there is a match between a couple of our guys and a couple members of The-Stack (best clan, has like 5 million top 10 players). Actually now that I look at it, my commander is commanding and the 200s ranked guy is on the winning team as well, lots of others thrown into the mix however.

Anyways, here’s the link to the match info.

Commander = braddock, BLUEPOWERVAN is the buddy we gots in there.

On the opposing team, /me points to Naj, Pontifx, optimize. That’s just from The-Stack, fenix is a bad mammajamma as well, and hey lookie there it’s my ol buddy futch. Played with him a bit during my demo account phase.

Basically, it’s starting to get exciting. I know I’m going to eventually be in the top 100. My ranks for most stats are better than my actual player rank. My biggest downfalls are my K:D ratio and my W:L ratio. But once the clan gets rolling, the W:L ratio should begin to pick up and over time I assume that the K:D will as well.

There’s a lot of little tricks people don’t tell you about, I need to start discovering them.

I’ve seen a lot of peoples names in the ladder that I’ve seen in other games. Lots of people who may be from CSGames community. Such as Erethrin, scorp, PeanutX, have yet to confirm with any of them. Theres a guy named Paragod that I may have known in DAoC as well. The community seems small but I see new people everyday that I’ve not seen before.

I really do enjoy the community of Savage 2.

If I ever decide to do anything with movies and this game, it will sure be a lot better than any other. Due to all replays being saved online and available for download. I’ll just have to run the fraps while watching the replay, so easy!

Anger Management Part One

So during my little tirade the other day I tried to rail some guy who I somehow believed was attacking me indirectly and then he came back and basically owned me, meh.

Ras Says:
January 25, 2008 at 8:14 pm

Wow, Bonedead. I’m holier-than-thou because I choose not to PvP and am kind to strangers? Fuck you. Get some anger management therapy, loser. You come across as a rude, heartless twat.

People will play these games however the fuck they want. You want less “corners rounded off” in game design? Try not perpetuating the PvP-asshole stereotype that many people choose to avoid.

Yep, he was pretty right, looking back at his previous posts I can’t remember what it was that ticked me off.

So I decided why not take his advice and seek out some anger management, via raping peoples faces off.

I’ve been playing a lot of Savage 2 as you know, and my fucking paypal still hasn’t gone through. It is expected to clear Monday, which means that I’m making a bunch of demo accounts.

I will now link these accounts so you can see my progression so far. I went through 2 demo accounts yesterday, yep, that’s 10 fucking hours.

This was my first account, the one I have paid for, so the one I’ll be returning to on Monday.
Skill Factor: 48

This is the second account I made.
Skill Factor: 62

Here’s the third account I made.
Skill Factor: 71

Here’s the last account I made.
Skill Factor: 115

I’m not sure how much time my spaceman account has, I’d expect over an hour, hopefully. I basically figured out how to kill people good.

I can’t wait until Monday so that I can begin improving my fucking newb skill factor.

It was a good session and like any person who has a problem and goes to a meeting that should help them, I feel cured after my first visit! Great news everyone, great news!

Play Savage 2, or I’ll eat your babies.

Greatest fucking game ever, just about, probably

So my buddy Darthus over at PKer.org brought to attention a Part Deux, of my most played demo ever: Savage.

I loved the first one though I did not buy it, mainly due to still being in high school (I believe) which means poor as shit. Nowadays the first one is completely free and downloadable from their website.

As for Savage 2: fucking awesome. That’s it, seal teh deal.

For those of you unaware as to the genre of this game, it is a combination of FPS and RTS. There are 2 teams, one person can be the commander for a team. This person is voted into position by teammates prior to the games start. The commander views the game in RTS view, and he orders everyone else around. The players have certain classes they can choose from, one being a builder, another light tank type, and a heavier tank type. Building certain buildings unlocks more classes to choose from.

As you play you level up (in game and out). It really does a great job at combining soo many enjoyable elements from all the genres you know and love.

You can visit their website HERE and download the full game. Just create an account and then you have 5 free hours of gameplay, as a demo account. As soon as you play 5 hours, you’re done, unless you pay 29.99. Which is pretty cheap for a PC game, or any game, nowadays.

There are player rankings on their website as well, with what seems to be a rather balanced formula for determining player skill. Of course, the more you play the more skill the game will think you have, but compared to others with the same play time, it does boil down to your skills when ranking you.

I just bought it today with an hour left of demo time, hopefully the transaction goes through before that hour is up or else I’ll be a sad fucking panda, yea boy.

I recommend everyone try this regardless of any bias/hatred towards FPS/RTS/FPSRTS type games, it’s really fucking awesome and you really need to fucking see what you’re missing out on.

I’ll post with more on the game later, for now I’ll link you to my page and Darthus’ page, just to check out the online stats.

The coolest part imo is that they save every match online and also have a replay of every match, available for download as well. It really is pretty fucking amazing.

COUNTA STRIKE

Yep, that’s what I’ve been doing this whole time, sort of. My Camelot sub ran up, my money ran out, and so I’m stuck with the free shit. I was starting with Source since I’m a 1.6 fan and wanted a challenge, but that changed after I realized they’re not that different from each other, besides my FPS.

So I returned to CSG (CSGamer.com) on the GunGame server. The best cs mod ever, by the way. I occasionally stop by the Scoutzknivez server because I’m just too good at air strafing and shit to not play. But the past few days I’ve been playing on the 24/7 Dust2 server, mainly because they have Psychostats.

So, here’s a link to my Psychostats page for the CSGamer 24/7 Dust2 server.

CLICKEH

In my opinion the most important stuff to look at is on the left hand side. The rank, which has gone from 2721 to 1152 (in a day). My headshot % is 36.99, which isn’t as good as I’d like.

Most importantly you need to remember that I haven’t played regularly in a while so I’m still warming up. Yesterday was my best day yet, I went on a kill streak of 21, in a 15v15 cs game. In time I will have those stats looking as they should. To get an idea of my progress look at Game Sessions at the top. Notice how my Kill:Death ratio changed quite a bit, though my headshot % dropped 😦

My accuracy is friggin pathetic, but I’m not back into my CS groove quite yet. I promise you that my next update will make you be like omgz wow howd he do that? That’s right beatchays.

On a side note check out my man Nubly Mandingo’s new website! www.UBERnubby.com

I almost forgot, regarding my stats page. If you look at my victims and their ranks you will see a “ShoXK” who I have killed 4 times, but who has killed me 6 times. He’s ranked 28, I’ve killed him 40% of the time, and I’m not even near my peak. He’s a good player and I’ve seen him around for over a year I’m sure. When I see the good people and play with them, I naturally just do better. I kill the good people, they usually quit because they die to me soo much and my score is horrible which makes them sad. Soon, I tell ya, soon my stats shall be far better.