What/Where the fuck have I been doing/it

FUCKIN CAMELOT BEETCHAYS

http://gimpchimp.etilader.com/s.php?u=bwndead

That right there is what the fuck is up budday.

Haven’t played any of the chars over 40, they’re on the account I wanted to resubscribe to but couldn’t remember the info, until about 5 minutes after resubscribing my original account (with my ToA server 50 fag).

I already had the Vamp from one of my other DAoC stints. But I respecced him and he’s pretty fun to play. Well, only when we don’t have CK and I climb up the keep and wtfpwn some guards/newbs. Killing NPCs is challenging.

I then was emo and frustrated as I usually am with DAoC and overheard some people discussing farming with hib characters. Some dude said for close quarters he uses a vamp to farm, at distance he uses a ranger. Ranger? Wtf?

So I made a ranger, got him to 24, got 751 RPs and capped out of Thidranki. I was in a group of 4+ other rogues at the time so I got all my RPs removed and rejoined my buddies. Stealth zerg/group ftw, always good fun. We had 5 and took out a fg of albs, it ruled so much. Mainly because they ran right into us and we all just wtf appeared and raped their faces off, so leet.

My Warrior (Dunhrtmehplz) was my “alright get serious” character, I was going to gung ho him to 50, fuck that. I did manage to get his Alchemy to around 550 though which is impressive for me. He is fun, but BDs are better at being level 50 and not socializing with people.

Which is where Umama comes in. That first name was randomly generated, btw. Sometimes I think that CSRs get to suggest the next randomly generated name, because I always get the fucking awesome ones that are suggestive but I’m too stupid to think of on my own. I had started leveling this guy as a Suppression BD with the four second instant life tap, but bone army is just fucking easier, safer, and basically better.

I made an Alb too, because why not, I haven’t dedicated myself to just one (character/realm) yet. So I made a Minstrel (because they wtfpwn at low levels if you spec like me) and chose the Highlander race (due to being big a brawny like PAPER TOWELS). His race helped me decide on the name Oftheclanmacleod. Immortality is fucking awesome.

I also played Crispycrunch a bit, the mentalist. I had made him around the same time as the Vamp and only got him to level 8 or so. He was one of my burn out characters, you know the one, right before you quit he is your new little project. Well I kinda liked his spec, two DoTs, power regen, and 2 types of heals. Wtf weird combo is that, I’ll give it a shot! Anyways, the BD is better.

BONEDEAD TEH BONEDANCER LOLOLOL
BD TEH BD OHOLOLOL

You know what is funny to me, when googling bonedead you’ll find people have used it as an adjective from time to time. Gee I wonder if they give it a negative connotation 😦
Oh yeah and there is a Youtube video of a daoc bonedancer and it says bonedead in it somewhere (GAAAY), and its not me.

Though I’d like to bring you guys some more video pwnagenessedesserest.

Lazy Post is Lazy

Being inebriated in some way will probably help. I know I was stoned when I saw this last night and I think the judges were drunk. When I see it now it is still awesome, but it seemed more awesome last night. Either way, it is cool and I wish I could do it.

My girlfriend wanted to watch, I tagged along, and saw this guy acting like a friggin alien. Pretty much one of the coolest things I’ve seen.

Jesus Effin Christ DAoC1111

Can we say: Extended Downtime?

Here is what I had to slowly watch take place on the Camelot Herald.

All servers will be coming down on Monday, May 19th at 7:00am EDT so that we can make upgrades to our Billing, Accounts and Customer Service systems. We estimate that the servers will be back up by 3:00pm EDT. Please keep an eye on the Herald for updates!

Updated 2:45pm EDT: Due to unforeseen issues we now estimate the servers will be back up at 5:00pm EDT. We apologize for the inconvenience and thank you for your patience. We will get the servers back up as soon as we can!

Updated 5:00pm EDT: We now estimate that the servers will be back at 6:30pm EDT.

Updated 6:20pm EDT: The servers are now expected to come back up at 7:30pm EDT. We’re really sorry everyone, the team is doing their best to resolve the issue as quickly as they can. Thank you for your patience!

At 7:30 or so, a new post was donned!

All servers remain down at this time so that we can continue to work on resolving the issues with the new upgrades to our Billing, Accounts and Customer Service systems. We are now estimating their return at 9:00pm EDT. We apologize for the inconvenience and thank you for your patience. Please keep an eye on the Herald for updates!

Updated 9:00pm EDT: We now estimate that the servers will be back up by 10:00pm EDT.

Updated 10:05pm EDT: The servers are not quite ready yet. We are now estimating that they will be back up by 10:30pm EDT. We’ll let you know as soon as they are back up!

Updated 10:45pm EDT: There is a crashing issue with the login server which is causing the extra delay. As soon as the issue is resolved, the servers will be back up. No estimated time available at the moment, we’ll keep you posted on any new developments.

Updated 11:20pm EDT: The login server issue has been resolved and the servers are now up!

Let’s just say that I’m glad I gave up at 7:30, I mean 9:00. Seriously, that’s just shit service in sandwich form. I love DAoC, don’t get me wrong, it is my favorite MMO of all time, but this shit is just fucking sad.

I know Mr. Jennings never woulda let that happen :p

This suit is NOT BLACK!

NAWT!

So I am NAWT going to pre-order AoC. I am also not going to play it at release. Why? Well, I just don’t trust it. Capping the OB at 13, why? What the fuck is wrong with 14-80? I know that’s a bad one to base my entire decision on, which is why there is another. Playing at release always sucks, even WoW sucked at release. Now I know there are 5 zillion fucking retards who are already forming stupid shit in their head to tell me I’m wrong, but guess what retards, I’m not. I wanted to play on Archimonde, you know, the PvP server where anyone who was someone in PvP was supposed to go? Yeah that one, the one that made me want to die on release day because it either had a long ass queue, wouldn’t connect, or was laggy as shit/borderline non playable. Yep, I played at release on the server that I would guess was being bogged down the most. So you can go cry in the corner now Mr. WoW Fanboy.

Sure, we can all say well maybe they learned. Especially after Anarchy Online, they should have learned. But then we see this limited beta bullshit. Hmm what was the last thing we heard about betas? Oh yeah, that they ruined Tabula Rasa (ROFL TO ME). So I mean sure, it could be a coincidence that they’re being cautious with their beta (as TR “wishes” they had been), but come on. Simplest explanation usually is the real shit, amirite? You can call that Bonedead’s Razor, budday.

It looks like I’ve got that free time to beef up on my DAoC content. I hope it impresses you, I really want to do a sort of ClassesofCamelot.com dealy, every class, except the shit you wish you knew before you chose the class. Maybe a video of the good ones, who knows. All I know is the longer my posts are, the less retarded I feel, been smokin a whole lot and losin my grip on reality lol, but I’m an evil genius (which means I’m okay). It sucks being one of the few who learned when to say no, I’ve seen quite a few people fall (disconnecting them or “cutting the cord” has become extremely easy for me) and just recently I’ve seen one fall, get back up, and fall again after I reconnected. This weekend I’ve got to disconnect again, it hurts me to do it, it hurts me to see him just swirlin the drain, but he stopped listening to me. All that’s left for me is to tell his momma and forget I ever knew em.

Hokay, so, here’s the

Earth, WRAWNG!

She’s at another castle, go away.

YAWNZOR

Anyways, I’ve been reverting to my old ways of not caring much about the games I’m playing. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not doing bad, I’m just not caring as much.

I’ve got probably 5 toons in DAoC in the 10-14 BG, on all 3 realms, same “cluster” (server). None of them are really all that fun, maybe 1 or 2, but mainly just 1. At least it’s a Hib, eh! After all my talk of helping the underdog, I’m glad it’s Hib that my most exciting toon is on.

I started by making oddball classes with oddball specs. I wanted to take what people called crap and show them its gold. I started with a Blademaster. I’ve always heard complaints, I’ve never had many memorable problems with BMs, and I could deal with its crappiness due to it being a big dumb tank able to crush smash and such, crush good! Well, I guess I specced wrong, apparently the Blademaster doesn’t really excel at dual wielding. Go figure, the BLADEMASTER, works better with a SHIELD. Cool, nothing more fun than using a friggin shield in PvP when you’re not level 42. Oh wait I remember having a blast on my Kobold Warrior engaging scouts and rangers for great justice! But that doesn’t count, Midgard is more fun by default.

So I gave up on my BM, he’s gay. Went to Albion and made a Minstrel! I’ve had fun playing one in Thidranki (20-24 BG) a while ago and figured I’d give it another shot. Except this time, I’d spec my weapon to my level and put the leftovers into Instruments, oooo, niiiiice. It works out rather well for some reason. I have a use anytime style that has a bleed effect, and apparently, this bleed effect can overwrite itself over and over. This means I hit the guy with it, he takes my weapon damage plus the first tick from the bleed DoT (which is the highest dmg tick), then it ticks again before I can swing again. When I swing again the same thing happens. It looks like this:
You hit fuckhead for 20 dmg!
You cause fuckhead to bleed for 12 dmg!
Fuckhead bleeds for 10 dmg!
You hit fuckhead for 19 dmg!
You cause fuckhead to bleed for 13 dmg!
Fuckhead bleeds for 11 dmg!
etc

It really is quite strong at these low levels. I wasn’t a beast at all, but with the right teammates we rocked some Mids. Nowadays in DAoC, the Mids are the Albs. At least on the classic servers. There’s just a ton of them, always will be more Mids than any other realm. I hear of a few elite uber groups who switch realms depending on population, which makes me happy.

Anyways the Minstrel leveled out of the 10-14, he is now 15, and I haven’t touched him since.

I moved on to a Mercenary. I wanted a sure thing and remember my friend who plays ToA servers and has a 50 Mercenary. Crush/Dual Wield is the way to go from what I remember. The lower level styles are a bit awkward for well, low level PvP. I have a 2 style chain that ends in a DoT, I spam this if the target is moving. I also have a use from behind and in front that both dehaste the mofo, which is, increase his attack speed. Giving me more time to deal dmg to him before he does to me.

This character worked out pretty well. There were 4 or 5 of us Albs defending ck against a few hib rogues and a swarm of Mids. I was only level 10 so all of the level 14s were friggin purple con. But I stood my ground, knowing game mechanics were on my side, and upset quite a few Mids. I never soloed any of them, but I kept their attention long enough to secure victory, which is all that matters in PvP.

But I made him a big dumb Half Ogre, it feels like I run so goddamn slow, and I haven’t touched him since.

I’d been playing all of these classes I’d not played before, or specs I haven’t played before. I was tired of the bad feeling I kept getting towards my toons. I also had a Nightshade to 5 and a SB that is almost 9 I believe. I may return to these toons, but I doubt it. I started a Berserker on a ToA server, got him to like 3 rofl.

I decided it’s time to do what I gotta do. I rolled a Lurikeen Eldritch, and specced em void. Just like my old RC Runie of DEWMIE! How I love bolts and area effect damage spells, all cast from a safe distance, behind a tree, completely hidden from my opponents. Ahhh, better than a rogue. Oh shit! I get a stun too! Hoo doggy, well whatdya know!

So yeah, the Eldritch is pretty damn sweet. I stumbled upon 3 mids leveling yesterday. A Hunter and 2 Runemasters. They didn’t see me though. I use my 1-2 bolt on the weakest RM, and he drops like butta! I select the other RM and begin using my AE spell, now what I didn’t notice, or think of, is that these guys are fighting monsters rofl, and now these purples and reds are coming after my squishy ass! I keep firing them off and manage to kill the other RM before the mobs get to me! Success! I turn and run away, looking behind me I see Mr. Hunter is a little upset about me killin his buddies and all. He appears to be sprinting to catch up to me, too bad he didn’t know he was catching up to my damage radius, and as soon as he crossed that line I decided I didn’t want to be followed anymore. I target him, give him the ol shift-h (/face) and release the full power of a level 10 Void Eldritch! I had to quickcast the last dmg spell as he was right on top of me, but I got him.

They were all higher level than me (10), one was orange and the other 2 purple. Yap, I’m a badass. I really need to fraps more.

That’s about it for DAoC, I’ll be stopping when my trial is up and starting with some Conan by then, hopefully. I really would like to take the time some day, iunno, maybe when I take my next break from weed, to play each class in depth and dissect and explain and provide tips for the class. I get so many visits to pages from people looking for more detail than what I provide, and I’d like to change that some day.

I’ve also been playing a lot of CS recently, not as much as DAoC, but more than usual that’s for sure. It’s been good times. I found a server for a clan called Chronic (wewt) and one of the dudes is British. We all know about British peoples mouths! They’re friggin filthy! I’ll let you decide which way to interpret that lol. Anyways, I’m really good at knifing people in this shootem’ up, it’s the ultimate humiliation, and that’s why I’ve practiced it. I managed to stab his face a few times and it’s great cus everytime he screams on his mic in his British tongue: “FILTHY CUNT!” and other such words. It was all in good fun on both ends.

Well, I finally did it! I hope you’re proud of my lazy friggin pothead ass, I know I am, lolz.