Emu Drama!

UPDATE!!!!! Apparently after the thread reached 30+ pages of people complaining about BS, we woke up a dev! The Answer (his dev name) took the server down and brought it up a few times yesterday night in an attempt to fix an exploit that allowed you to slice the same weapon multiple times (thus increasing its power far beyond what it should be). Also a player found with a 17k damage lightsaber was banned. From what I heard the player with the T21 hitting for 150k deleted his weapon before The Answer checked his shit.

The way the Emu servers are set up, there is a test server and a fun server. Fun server is old code, test server is future code. Well apparently someone found a member of a certain guild hitting some of the toughest mobs in the game for 150k dmg (mob has 3x that in hp), so hes 3 shotting these things that should take a few minutes to kill. The best part, is that hes doing it afk, at a static spawn (which there aren’t very many of). Apparently this same guild has received plenty of information that would appear as favoritism from the devs.

The best part is that apparently the devs don’t care that this is happening because it is on the fun server. You know, where the majority of the community is. One forum goer in particular has kept his composure quite well and really laid it out for the devs. If you want a strong community that continues to donate and sees the project through to its completion, you can’t turn a blind eye to this. Which is pretty much how I feel. Rumor has it the fun server will be wiped in a couple months so, who gives a shit amirite? Well, everyone that enjoys playing the game does. So stop fucking with it.


Well I’m still 49 in Rift. I skipped the event. I almost napped through it but woke up just in time to log in and be told the servers were coming down in 25 mins for 15 mins, so, I went to the store. When I got back there was an hour queue (first time I’ve seen a queue for my main server in a while) and my friend who was ingame said it started in 30 minutes. I waited in the queue and had 20 minutes left when the event started. My friend who is a cleric tank/healer/dps said he was lagging so bad that he couldn’t even attack before he died. Once he DCed for the 2nd time he called it quits on trying to participate, as did I.

Then we went to play Darkspore! Holey crap, what a neat little game amirite? Too bad it is coming out the 26th and not the 19th, like it should, sons of bitches.

Today is the last tax day! Huzzah! After today (hopefully before the days over imo!) I will be taking a hiatus from work for the rest of the week (unless I get tired of being retarded and playing video games).

Cannot wait my friends, no sir, I cannot.

Blogging is soooo last year

I can’t believe how behind the times you are!  Everybody knows that!




I’ve not posted in like 5 months, because, I don’t wanna lol.  I like reading other blogs and commenting there, but I’m just pretty sure that writing about what I did in a game everyone has played (that is limited in terms of what you can even do, meaning every one has already done almost everything) last night is extremely entertaining.  Sure my little shits and giggles here and there sprinkled in may make it entertaining but, I like to criticize my shit and talk myself out of things.  So suck it!

Har har.


Anyways, my fiance is back, huzzah!


I reached level 85 on my Worgen Rogue (linked on Toons page at the top)!  Yay…..  Now I get to grind rep doing dailies, wearing tabards, running randoms, or grind honor and/or conquest points.  Either way, I’m a little meh’d out, if you know what I mean.


I am at somewhat of a crossroads.  I am in a raiding guild, thats what they do (just not yet cus we don’t have enough geared guys and leaders are doing holiday shit).  I can’t decide whether or not I should do all of the Catacombs quests that I’ve not completed in order to get as much rep (and money) as I can without resorting to running dailies on a (har har) daily basis.  Or, should I start PvPing like a mfker and get a suit of over ilvl333 PvP gear, reforge the resilience to shits I can use, and just wear that to start doing random (and mebbe guild) heroics.  Now I say maybe guild runs because I know PvP gear isn’t made for PvE, that’s why it’s called PvP gear – I don’t want to hurt them because I don’t want to go about things “the hard way” (and by hard I mean monotonous).  The whole point is to trick the game into thinking I’m decked out in PvE gear with a high enough average ilvl so that heroics unlock and then I can just do randoms all the live long day (though I know the likely hood of succeeding at these heroics with pugs is slim) and slowly replace the PvP gear with PvE shits.

When I last played the raid game (and by raid I mean 5 mans lol) I started out in a full suit of PvP gear, which was good enough to unlock the option to run heroics, which made the whole thing a lot easier.

Thinking about it more, I’ll probably just stick to the PvE route, mainly because I am already pretty close to being able to do heroics, and I’m in PvE gear.

See, I’ve played this damn game for weeks without saying a word to this damn blog shit and look at all I have to say lol!  I just don’t have shit.


I could say that the other day I saved 2 guys lives.  One was an 84 in Uldum that had 3 more mobs on him than he wanted.  The other was a level 1 hunter (come to think of it now they were both hunters) in Elwynn Forest trying to kill a lvl 5 mob.  He got really close but he wasn’t going to win, so I flicked the thing and it died, he lived, and he leveled.  The 84 Hunter thanked me.  The level 1 Hunter didn’t.  I don’t get it.  But see, that isn’t very entertaining.

It is fun being new to this guild and working my way up.  Not through the guild ranks, but through actual worth to the guild, mainly in terms of raid value.  I was semi hanging with 85s on the DPS meters at 84 and now that I’m 85, sometimes I’m at the top and usually I’m around the middle, but still, sometimes I find myself at the bottom.  Meh!


I think it is time to start really puttin the nose to the grindstone (cus going from lvl 1 to 85 in 3 weeks is pussy shit lol) and get my shit goin.  I wanna be one of the top guys in the guild and the only way to do that is to fuckin do it.  Herpaderp!


Good day to yous and yours!

Discovery, Danger, Stupidity, and More Discovery

A recent discovery of mine is that making money in EVE is much easier said than done. Now that isn’t the “discovery” part of the title, more the topic. I’m sure you can have a steady, small, income doing things that I know how to do. You can get missions and hunt pirates, I’ve not done it on this character but my first trip to EVE (4 or so years ago) was centered around being a fighter type pilot. You can also make some money by mining and selling the ore or refining it into minerals and selling those. You can either instantly sell these for low prices or set your own desired price and let them sit there until someone buys them (usually having to undercut the cheapest seller by 1 isk, so you sell first). These are concepts that I can easily understand heh.

My friend has been playing with me, I sent him a 21 day free trial (if you want one let me know), and he has been “exploring” the Exploration aspect of the game (teehee). This means that he sends out probes and scans systems for hidden sites. These sites range from Radar sites (uses the hacking skill on the radar found for loot), Ladar site (gas sites, need a gas gathering skill which costs 25 million), Gravimetric sites (they have asteroids, sometimes rare ones), and finally -at least to my knowledge- worm holes (which warp you to unknown space, can collapse, can get stuck in “w-space” if this happens). This is where the first Discovery part comes in. My friend was very stand offish about venturing into these worm holes, possibly due to me telling him for all he knows people could be waiting to rape him on the other side, but one night (Tuesday night to be exact) we both thought it could be a good idea for him to get in a little baby ship and check it out. The w-space (as we call it, possible others do, but I’ve only seen him use it) was clear and my friend began scanning the unknown space. One thing about scanning for hidden sites, most have pirates that will either be there when you find it or show up a little while after you’ve been there, with the pirates being harder depending on the security level of the space you’re in (with w-space being 0.0 security).

So during my friend’s first scanning trip into w-space he happened upon a Gravimetric site with all of the rare asteroids except for Mercoxit (best one, need super mining lasers to mine it). Upon this discovery, I began putting together a spreadsheet to figure out how much my hauler could hold of each type, I tried to find values per unit of ore for each type, how long it would take to fill up for each, etc. It seemed like a solid idea. According to my preliminary calculations I reached the opinion that Bistot would be our best bet, so we got a load of that. This whole time I was tweaking my spreadsheet, adding things like isk/minute, and began changing the values of the ores as well. After the first load my spreadsheet now reflected that Hemorphite would be more profitable, so we moved to that asteroid and began filling me up on that. After we had a full load I began to doubt my calculations, I was using stupid values such as “average universe price” and “average region price” (the 2 regions we were familiar with). I then found out that these averages are not only AVERAGES, they also factor in the prices offered from buy orders (ridiculously below the lowest market values). I had fudged our numbers. We tried to sell the ores in the region we were in, for the lowest market price in the region, which would have netted us a very large amount of money (about 4 million total, so 2 a piece, for an hour and a half of mining). Unfortunately, it wasn’t selling. We needed money now.

I began searching for ways to get rid of this quickly at what we considered a fair price. We’re aiming at getting 2 million for it so that we get 1 a piece. I found posts on the forums of people buying ore, most of them are offering less than what we want, and they also want more than we have which is why we are not going that route. I began to notice a trend among these trade related posts, Jita. Jita is pretty much the largest trade hub in the game. I thought, if I can’t find a place to sell this, why not sell it at the place where it seems most likely to be bought? This led to me using an online market explorer and figuring out what Jita’s lowest selling prices were for each ore. I fed these figures into my spreadsheet and voila, if we sell our ore at the lowest price in the region then we will get just over 2 million. Perfect, right? It seemed so, which means that the next task for me (I am the hauler) was to make 2 round trips to Jita to sell this ore. I am a member of the Gallente race/faction/whatnot and I’m not certain but I believe that the Caldari race/faction/whatnot (which is what Jita is) doesn’t like us. I did not know this at the time of this idea.

So I set my destination to the Jita system which was 10 jumps away from where I was and began my journey. Everything was fine for the first 4 or 5 jumps until I had warped into a .5 security system. It was here where I had my first real scare of my time playing. As I set my ship to warp to the next stargate another player started locking on to me. The first thought I had was that he was going to scramble my warp and then I’d be fucked, fortunately I warped away before he locked on. Scary as shit. There I was hauling half of our expected income and some jerkoff appeared to be trying to take it from me. The rest of the jumps were fine until I actually jumped into Jita. My overview showed red names, the first time I had seen them and they weren’t pirate NPCs, so I panicked immediately. For some reason I tried to fly back to the stargate (12km away at a speed of 120m/s) as it hit me that I may not be welcome in this space. Once I realized it would take far too long to fly back to the stargate I just clicked a random station and selected to dock there. My warp began to align my ship and prepare to whoosh me out of there when I decided to look up. I saw the red named players (I hope they were players, Commander Twinkletoes doesn’t sound like an npc to me, but there were multiple “Commander name” peoples), some ship wrecks, and what appeared to be laser pew pews going off all over. As my warp propelled me to my potentially unsafe destination I became even more nervous. After all, it would suck to get blown up ten feet from the front door. When I arrived, there were no red names, and I was able to dock.

I was not on a planet station (the most popular ones) but I figured as long as it is in the system I should be good. I put the ore up for sale, cheapest sell price at the time, and went back for my 2nd load. On my way back probably 3 people tried to lock on to me, luckily all failed. I was able to deliver the 2nd load safely with a few lock on attempts during the trip and put it up for sale as the lowest selling price. We would still make 2 million if it all sold and I figured it would sell quickly in the biggest trading hub in the game. On my trip back I had a few more lock on attempts made and began to think that maybe they just do this to scare you. But, I’m sure that there are a whole lot of possibilities unbeknownst to me. By the time I made it back my friend got home from work (my drive home is much shorter than his) and was ready to find another gravimetric site in some w-space.

He quickly located a worm hole in 1.0 security space and upon further inspection the worm hole appeared it would at least last the night, which is all we needed it for. He was able to find a gravimetric site relatively quickly, we formed a fleet, and I came out to join him. At this time my spreadsheet was leading us to believe that Arkonor was in fact the most profitable for us, so we set up camp. My friend decided to head back to a station to pick up a second Miner 1 to replace his probe launcher, this would increase our ore and isk per minute. I was drinking this night (last night) and my fiance was looking at the local arrest records, just to see how “awesome” people can be. Well I come back to my ship being blown the fuck up by gdamn pirates. These were 0.0 security space pirates too, so I don’t think I stood a chance even though I still tried to warp out of there. I believe if I hadn’t been afk (like a retard) that I would have been able to warp out of there before they locked on to me, or at least I would have survived and made it out. But, my morale took a big hit with this one, I knew it was my fault, and I had a long pod journey back to my newb station where my 2nd and last Iteron was. Luckily my insurance payout was enough to buy another Miner 2 laser and I flew out into noobville asteroid belt 1, and began slowly plinking away the veldspar.

I just needed to get some money, I figured this was safe, this was easy, and this wasn’t that slow either. I wasn’t refining it because the instant sell price for Tritanium was 2 isk per, and the amount I would have refined it into multiplied by 2, was much less than selling all the veldspar at 6 isk per. I mined that belt with the other newbs until all the asteroids were gone, sold my veldspar and made around 150k or so, then flew to the next system over. I picked a random asteroid belt and looked for veldspar, unfortunately (well, fortunately later), I did not find a single one in that belt. This prompted me to open the market and see what the buy orders were like for Scordite and Plagioclase. Plagioclase was worth more by far so I figured alright, lets do this. I left the market window open as I mined and then I noticed something. Someone was selling 200k Plagioclase at 25.5 isk per 5 jumps away. The highest buy order was buying Plagioclase at 28.15 isk per only 2 jumps away. The buy order was asking for over 4 million units. After some quick number crunching I reached the conclusion that if I bought a whole cargo load at 25.5 isk and sold it at 28.15 isk I would make 36k isk each trip. This is 10 jumps round trip were talkin about. It took me 10 jumps to just get to Jita, not to mention the 10 back.

I then figured out how much more plagioclase I needed to mine in order to be able to afford my first full load. I achieved that amount, sold it, and purchased a full load (from across the region). I flew to the station where the ore was waiting, picked it up, and flew it back to where I was selling it. Easy money. I did the math and if I buy and sell all of it I stand to make 520k. That is free money! I got in a few trips before I went to bed and managed to get in another this morning before work. Then I noticed that the sell order for the cheap plagioclase ended in 12 hours. I have to finish this today if I am to capitalize. Which is exactly what I plan to do. A little more math later and I now see that if I try and fill that entire buy order (by mining it myself) that I will make 112 million isk. Yep, sure it would take some time, but so does training my skills! I figure if I just stick with it, I’ll be making 380k per load which will take 48 minutes. But, after a few hours I’ll be able to finally buy my Exequror, which will increase my mining rate to around 30 minutes per 380k. Before I know it I’ll be hammering it out like nothin, rolling in my piles of money, and may even partake in the SOMER.blink shit. Not to mention buying an Iteron Mark 5, which will be able to hold like 3x as much as my mark 1 does. With that kind of cargo space, any more cases I find in which someone is selling a bit lower than someone is buying, will result in more profit per trip.

I’m feeling good about where I’m headed. It really seems like before I know it I’ll be back out in W-Space with my friend, killing those asshole pirates in my gravimetric sites, and mining to my hearts content, turning a much higher profit.

Fun times!

Good Review Bad Review dot COM

Yep, today’s pipe dream is inspired by the whole Darkfall debacle.

This is what you do, you review every MMO twice. One review is written by someone who loves the game and wants everyone else to play it. The other review is written by someone who is embarrassed to admit they’re even playing the game and would like to save the world from it’s crappiness.

Here’s my reasoning.

When was the last time you were excited about a game coming out? Let’s act like WoW is coming out soon for the first time ever. You’ve heard a little buzz, you know Blizzard doesn’t fuck around, and you love love love Warcraft 3. You start looking around for reviews or previews or forum posts of excitement. Because you want to be excited, amirite? I mean come on, how long has it been since you’ve wanted to play a game this bad, amirite?

For the most part people know whether or not they want to play a game without reading reviews. If you don’t agree with that then you’re a part of the problem. You cannot just sit back and wait for everyone to bring everything to you, great king, before you make your decision. That is fucking stupid. You know what you like in a game and it is very easy to find out what intended aspects of a new game interest you. If you can’t do that much work and just want to rely on some big website to tell you what to do then I’m sorry but you’re worthless to the MMO community that cares about itself.

If we had a website that didn’t release a single review for a game until it had a positive and a negative one then you’ve got something for everyone. Now you just need to develop two characters that anyone can enjoy. We have Carl the Carebear and Peter the PKer. You can’t make this stuff up (unless you’re me).

So you go there and click on World of Warcraft. You’re then faced with 2 pictures. One of Carl all carebeared up and one of Peter eating a baby or something. You’re asked to pick your playstyle judging by the picture. You’ve got to make Peter really grotesque so that you get your point across, and also make Carl a little girly man if you know what I mean.


Free Realms

UPDATE Well shit. In order to be ranked I need to be a member. I will be #1, I just gotta put some money on the fiance’s debit/credit card, may as well get some station cash while I’m at it. I’d say Free Realms could make some money. It is a lot like an arcade.

Well I’ve played it some and I’ve got to say I’m sold. They really put a lot of thought into this game. It feels like I’m playing at an arcade, but it is also like I am playing in an arcade. I’ve only got a level or two on Brawler and I think I’m going to be in first place on the Hack n Slash mini game. Why do I think this?

Well, yesterday after playing I was ranked 48 with a score of 17500ish, my time of 1:44 (I think) was ranked 200ish. I noticed that the guy in first place had a little over 20k, maybe 21k, I’m not certain (the website is currently undergoing maintenance so I cannot check). This morning I played it about 20 times and I pretty much have to be in first place in both time and score. If not, I’m definitely in the top 10.


So you see folks, I am the greatest ever! Giggles. I can’t wait until they update it, I gotta know what place I’m in so I can get a higher score or move on to another game (and conquer it just as quickly!) *Evil Laugh*

A person named Lola Star asked me to be their friend, I figured it had to be someone who knows I’m Dick SmallDick.

On a side note, I am a bit disappointed. I thought my name was clever and such, but on one of the leaderboards I saw someone named Brenda Browneye. It’s just not fair.

Syncaine, if you read this, I think Free Realms is going for longevity to make money. Look at how many people play Runescape. This game is so much better than that one, it is like the WoW of those games, it will be around for a long time. Methinks SOE wanted to plant an economic seed for these tough times, and I think they made a wise decision.

So like 2 minutes after I posted this, the website was working again. Scores are not updated, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be #1 no matter what.

Here is the Hack n Slash Score leaderboard:

Here is the Hack n SLash Time leaderboard:

Last Week (or so) in SWG

In my last post I talked about my neighbors and how gay they are. This post I’m going to try and fill in the gaps from then until now, if my memory serves me correctly (big IF).

You may remember a couple posts back about a “pipe dream” of creating a new player helping guild to attempt to improve SWGs retention rate. Well, a week or so ago I stumbled upon a post in the official SWG forums for my server from a guy who was asking if that had ever been done before. Some said it had been done but is no longer around. The guy said he would be interested in doing this and I signed on as the trader instructor. I was offered a role as Deputy Guild Leader but declined due to my sporadic play times/desire to play.

First thing I did was create 5 of each personal harvester capped with a BER of 5 (9 for the wind harvesters). I put them in a chest named Loan Harvesters and placed it in the guild hall. Next I got on Teokip and created a bunch of as good as I can control units, electronic gp modules, energy distributors, micro sensor suites and droid storage compartments. I then used these on Levie to create some as good as I can make crafting stations, all of which were over 29 functionality (cap is 44.99999 aka not gonna happen for a while), and placed them in the guild hall as well.

So far I have only talked to the leader a few times in game and one member who I think may have already quit. It kind of sucks, but I am in no shape to attempt to build a guild right now. I answered that guys space question and I don’t even play the space game, you know, I did all I could really. It’s hard to find givers willing to be instructors. Plus the leader is from the UK so our times are a bit off. I hear he has some UK members which I imagine to be neat when they’re all online. Maybe some day I’ll find out hah.

I moved my houses north of Bestine which is where our houses and guild hall are located. Which means I lost the neighbor war with the RP kiddies, dratz!

My business has picked up quite a bit, to the tune of me having over a million credits for around a week. I just posted an instant sale of the forums as well, if it sells (which it almost has to because I sell so cheap) then I’ll be making 3 million.

I’m getting there my friend, yes I am.

I will be respeccing Teokip and Jicont (2nd trader on Teokip acct) to Structures Traders asap. It is too goddamn annoying trying to level 3 different Traders, this way I only have to focus on 3 resources. Water, metal, ore. I’ve got a shit ton of harvesters and making more has gotten a lot easier so harvesters are not a problem.

Levie is level 77 I believe, Teokip is 48, Yrqo hit 25, and Jicont is 18. I’ll be respeccing Teokip and Jicont when they’re 90. Then Teokip will be able to create advanced control units, micro sensor suites, etc which should get me closer to 44.99999 on the crafting stations.

I have created more +15.00 crafting tools on Levie, thanks to some high CD copper spawning on a planet that isn’t Mustafar.

There is a spawn of low grade ore with pretty high HR/SR/UT which is better than the low grade ore I used to use on harvesters. Hooray.

I respecced Yrqo to a Commando. Commando is just so goddamn great, way better than Spy. I get grenades and then I get cluster bomb rofl. Cluster bomb is like 2 grenades at once I think, probably for more damage. You need 20 points on your kill meter to use it (and then the 20 points are gone) and there is even an expertise to add 2 more bombs to it which I’m getting asap.

I mainly made this change because I’d like to level Yrqo some time. I will probably do this via afk pet grinding which could lead me to afk junk loot farming. I’d do either asap if only I knew how, but I know the AOE has got to help a shit ton. Junk loot sells for 4.5k a piece but pretty much only if it is in bulk. People don’t really go out of their way to buy your 1 piece of junk loot for 4.5k on your vendor unless you’ve got a bunch more there. Which is why I just save them for now.

I need to figure out how to get a cheap pet, I don’t think they exist. I need to get afk grind macros. I need to have a level 90 combat toon OMG.

I stopped playing Bonedead/Inept due to the server being full of a bunch of dipshits (wow kiddie rejects) and the market being saturated with what I want to sell.

I guess that is it. I did it, haha, I remembered everything that happened since my last post, hooray! I should celebrate by buying another little bag of chronic, another week of the good stuff here I come!