Alright this is starting to get old

Butt fuck it.  Second first person chicken dinner B O I Z.

Fair warning this one is boring as fuck.  I only get one kill in the whole thing.  You do get a glimpse into my paranoia, lookin at shit that isn’t there, hearing things that aren’t real etc.  It also has an example of how I sometimes shit myself in this game (much like in Arma).  You can see this when it is down to me and one other guy and he throws the first nade, I jump a little.  I’ve died because of jumping like that (albeit much worse) before.  Shit, one time I went inside a building, opened inventory to start looting, started getting shot by a building camper, freaked out and literally dragged and dropped my AKM to the fucking floor before closing my inventory lol.  Luckily I had another gun as well and killed the guy but, yeah, sometimes I get scurred.

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

Started playing PUBG recently, I’ve had it for a little while but only played like 2 hours initially.  Put about 12 hours in the past few days and finally got my first win tonight.  Right before the stats reset lol.

Anyways I like to use my nvidia fuckin hookie dooer to save the last 5 minutes of my shit sometimes, so, I present to you the last 5 minutes of my first chicken dinner in pubg.  Warning, I have a shitty headset that picks up my fan the whole time as well as my fucking breathing out of my fat face bullshit.  I definitely played it like a pussy at the end but I don’t even care.  I had to swim under the bridge and shit and run across tons of open fields to stay in the circle so pretending to be a worm for the last few circles is allowed in my book, especially since I didn’t find a 2x+ scope my whole time until the first guy I killed.  But since it was the last few circles I decided against it and took the suppressor instead.


This Just In: Couch Co-op Still Fun

So I’ve played a shit ton of Diablo 3 on PC.  Looking at my combined paragon levels I’m up to about 330ish.  That really isn’t jack shit as I’m sure many people online would tell you.  It also doesn’t account for launch era time, where the best gear was well rolled rare items because sets were pretty much garbage.  Adding all of my characters play time together gets me ~435 hours.

Anyways, I decided to buy it on my buddy/roommates PS4 because we found out it had couch co-op.  You share the same screen and the camera zooms out when you both get to different edges of the screen.  Whoever stands still first gets teleported to the other person.  Sometimes it can get wonky when you’re both trying to dash/teleport off screen (I like to loot everything and he likes to fly through rifts).  One time we were both being teleported to the other’s location stuck in some sort of loop until one of us dodged in a random direction.  Oh, and you can dodge/roll by just pushing the right joystick in a direction and I hear it can be used to dodge attacks though we never really tested it for invulnerable frames.

We spent the next week and some change playing the shit out of it after work every day.  It was overall a much more enjoyable experience than duoing on PC with voice comms.  I progressed further than I did on PC as well, reaching paragon ~520.  I was able to duo up to greater rift 63 I think while only soloing up to around 55 I believe which is Torment 12.  Unfortunately I never found the ring that increased my Whirlwind damage by 300%.  My buddy was able to solo up to GR70 with some deaths, he could’ve possibly gone further but once you solo 70 you enable Primal Ancients which are Ancient Legendaries that have max rolls.  He hasn’t gotten one yet but it is cool that it exists I guess.

We haven’t played much recently probably due to burn out and lack of interest in the Necromancer dlc or whatever you can even call that.  The new zones are kinda meh from what we saw last night and we’re both kinda a little mad that they spent time making that shit and the dumb Diablo 1 eight directional shit they had instead of just working on D4.

But the moral of the story is D3 on PS4 is pretty fun with a friend, though I imagine if you’re not on the same couch it is probably similar to PC.  Who knew playing games the same way you did growing up would be more fun than sitting alone in your room on your computer.

2rok Shakur

I’d seen it mentioned in a few places online that some classic games from my childhood had been remastered and brought to PC. It had been nagging at the back of my mind for a bit until I finally gave in.

I’m talking about Turok: Dinosaur Hunter and Turok 2: Seeds of Evil. Now yes, it does look very old, but you may be surprised by how good it feels. Though I would probably recommend playing it on harder than Normal because holy shit was the first one easy.

Anyways, I got a new graphics card recently (so that I could run these amazing games, obviously) and wanted to see how my computers ability to record gameplay was now. This led to me recording almost 2 hours of me playing Turok 1, so you’re in for a real treat!

If you decide to torture yourself and watch it I’d recommend checking out 45:29 so you can see some real MLG360noscope420 shit bro.