I’m not going to say Happy Holidays or any of that politically correct shit because I think it’s fucking stupid. I don’t believe in God, but I do say Merry Christmas, why? Because that’s what I call the shit, if you don’t call it that, I think you can figure out what I meant, asshat.
So, you remember the whole, let’s play Vanguard idea that I had? Well I resubbed my account on the 16th, and then on the 18th, Vanguard announced that all accounts will be reactivated until January 20th. Fucking cool, you assholes. So I decided to uninstall that game (it crashed a couple times, I can’t believe it still crashes).
Okay so, fuck Vanguard, hooah!. I reformatted my computer, for maybe the third time in the last hmm 6+ years? Then what did I do? I installed World of Fucking Warcraft. What the hell is wrong with me.
I’m a Warlock, so it’s not that bad. I’m really good and rarely die. But I hate leveling and always want to PvP. Wow you can buy shit with Honor now and those fucking badges, jesus tittyfucking, this is awesome. Screw you bracers with +spirit, I got some Master Sargeant shit now mfker. You too cape of gheyness.
WoW really does bring out my adolescent side. Fuck yeah.
So yeah I basically just played a lot of wow and smoked a _ _ _ of pot (lot or bit?, you decide :D).
Monday night I took my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights, which was pretty fucking stupid. But there was this house with a penguin that I thought was really cool.
On the topic of Christmas lights: This goes out to all the people who think buying inflatable fucking frosty the snowmen, polar bears, and snowglobes makes up for not having Christmas lights or not having Christmas lights that aren’t shittily strung across your property. You’re bad at Christmas, learn2play newb.
How did I win at Christmas (I don’t know why I keep capitalizing it)? Well I didn’t but my girlfriend did. She bought a big red bow, like the kind you put on a present. We stuck it to our apartment door. Bam, that’s it, no overdoing it with fucking polar bears (IN FLORIDA), just a simple dash of xmas spirit.
Xmas day involved a lot of po… WoW, some xmas music in the morning, followed shortly by large amounts of unhealthy fat man approved food, more WoW, more food enhancers, more food, rinse repeat. Then came dinner time, no more food in teh house :(SADFACE. So what did we do?
CHRISTMAS DINNER AT DENNYS! FUCK YEAH! God was that place fucking dirty. I want to make it a tradition, though. Who can be upset when they’re being served breakfast at fucking 8PM?
I say fuck a fucking lot, sorry.
So, My Warlock was 43 when I started playing on Saturday. Now he’s almost 47, made about 1.5-2k honor, bought some PvP gear, and I’m set to level when I get home today. Hopefully I don’t wind up in IF or SW anywhere near a BG battlemaster of any kind. The PvP really distracts me and prevents me from leveling. Plus I can’t turn in my badges anymore for exp, shit guise fire our shit.
So yeah, I let you guys down so much, I’m sure.
Fucking Merry Happy Christmas Honda Kwanzichanukah mother fuckers. Praise be to Allah!
So lick my ass and suck on my balls, America, fuck yeah.
Oh yeah, on a side note- Mr. Jeff Freeman decided to link to me, which gave me quite the boner, so I linked back. You can now reach his cozy little corner of the interwebs on the right side (Freewoman, teehee, get it) or you can be a lazy asshole and just click here.